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A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month to my knowledge and I don’t spend long in my bedroom outside sleeping. Land birds aren’t smart outside of a few select species lol

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In all seriousness that’s more of a sensory limitation than an intelligence limitation. IIRC birds’ eyes work differently from mammals and they can’t see glass pretty much at all.

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Yea I know, more fun to just imagine they’re dumb though

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17 points

Put some stickers on your window

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That just gives them a target. They can’t see the window. This is a real problem in some cities. AFAIK no one has found a real solution other than frosting the windows, but then humans can’t see through the windows and get irritated.

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SOLYX film claims to reduce bird strikes by 90%.

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It’s funny, I went to visit a place and the person who lived there was starting to get their life in order, so they cleaned the window. I knew this because while I was there I heard a THUD and there was a giant streak of bird shit trailing down the window from the impact point.

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9 points

Wtf. Would you please do something about that?

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8 points

What do you want him to do, start a bird college?

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4 points

Are you implying that helping birds avoid windows is an unsolved problem?

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2 points

The only course they run is bird law

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Like what? It’s a bay window like any other, I have blackout curtains drawn across it most of the time so I can sleep past 6. I’m not putting any stickers or anything on it that the hoa will get pissy about

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https://abcbirds.org/blog/truth-about-birds-and-glass-collisions/

I’d discuss options with the HOA, but you do you.

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1 point

What color are they? That could be a determining factor.

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2 points

Funny story, never hit a bird with my car in Quebec, until I drove into Manitoba, where I proceeded to wack 3 in 2 days.

Birds seem to be stupid by region.

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You probably should drive less or get an electric bike.

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I agree, but not to go on a road trip to Manitoba :P

I actually did the math, and for how loaded the car was and how many people we brought, it was both cheaper and more eco-friendly to take a car that gets 42 MPG on that road trip than take a plane to Winnipeg.

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A land bird flew into my window so hard I was worried it died this morning. This happens once a month

The same bird???

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Possibly, I didn’t see a corpse in my garden so I’m guessing it lives

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Or the neighbors cat gets a free meal.

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That’s less them being stupid and more their eyes are on the side of their head so they can’t see directly in front of them.

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