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Once we have super fast reliable internet we’ll likely have the whole computer as a service. We’ll just have access terminals basically and a subscription with a login, except for the nerds who want their own physical machine.

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75 points

Bro just reinvented mainframes.

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No. Just no.

And get off my lawn, ya whippersnapper.

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Mhmm… Computer as a service. Why does that sound familiar…?

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RAM as a service can’t happen. It’s just far too slow. The whole computer can though. It’s RAM can be local so it can access it quickly, then it just needs to stream the video over, which is relatively simple if creating some amount of latency to deal with.

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Given how so many of us communicate, work, and compute using cloud platforms and services, we’re basically already there.

How many apps are basically just a dumb client using a REST API?

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7 points

you will own nothing and be happy!

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6 points

Wait, we already had that in the 70s.

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5 points

sweaty gamers and nerds as always unite over having proper physical PCs rather than online services or consoles.

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Given the digital literacy of many “regular people” (e.g. my father, and seemingly every other of my friends), the idea is appealing. Especially, as most of them don’t care about privacy. Give them decent availability, and they will throw money at you. And if you also give them support, I will, too.

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That’s exactly how it works right now with VDI. I’m using one at work.

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Honestly, cloud gaming is very good… when it is good. Sometime it suck. But when it’s good it’s incredible how much it feels like gaming locally.

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Unsubscribe

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It’ll never be fast enough. An SSD is orders of magnitude slower than RAM, which is orders of magnitude slower than cache. Internet speed is orders of magnitude slower than the slowest of hard drives, which is still way too slow to be used for anything that needs memory relatively soon.

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Need faster than light travel speeds and we can colocate it on the moon

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A SATA SSD has ballpark 500MB/s, a 10g ethernet link 1250MB/s. Which means that it can indeed be faster to swap to the RAM of another box on the LAN that to your local SSD.

A Crucial P5 has a bit over 3GB/s but then there’s 25g ethernet. Let’s not speak of 400g direct attach.

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So I could download more RAM?

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You can do it today, just put your swapfile on sshfs and you’re done.

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It will crash as soon as it needs to touch the swap due to the relatively insane latency difference.

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5 points

So use a small area in memory as cache

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5 points

the infinite memory paradox. quaint. (lol)

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22 points

Imagine doing this on a dial-up 56K modem

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20 points

A:\SPICYMEMES\MODEMSOUND.WAV

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Bwa-hahahahhah "A:" 🤣

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For those too young to remember, the A:\ drive was for the hard 3" floppy disks and B:\ drive was for the soft 5.25" floppy disks. The C:\ drive was for the new HDDs that came out, and for whatever reason the C:\ drive became the standard after that.

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wait, didn’t some tech youtubers like LTT try using cloud storage as swap/RAM? afaik they failed because of latency

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I remember using ICMP data to bypass my high school’s firewall. TCP and UDP were very locked down, but they allowed pings. It was slow though - I think I managed to get a few KB per sec. Maybe there’s faster/fancier firewall bypass methods these days. This was back in the 2000s when an entire school would have a single OC-1 fiber connection.

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Afaik they used it as redundant off-site backup

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I wonder if there would be a speed boost by setting 2 gdrive as raid 0 for off site backups

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I feel like this might be a giant gaping security risk.

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So is pretty much all of the cloud services the average user already subscribes to. People still use them though.

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Agreed. This is especially bad, though, because if it’s compromised they basically have hardware-level access to your machine. Unless you’re using encrypted swap, and I’m not sure how standard that is.

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Obviously you should set up device mapper to encrypt the gdrive device then put the swap on the encrypted mapper device.

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If your kernel isn’t using 90% of your CPU resources, are you really even using it to it’s full potential? /s

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Oh wow, I didn’t even know Gdrive offered a 1 petabyte option 😂

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They don’t to my knowledge, I believe that’s mounted through rclone which just usually sets the filesystem size to 1PB so that it doesn’t have to try to query what the actual limit is for the various providers (and your specific plan).

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Once upon a time, Google offered unlimited drive storage as part of some GSuite tiers. They stopped offering it a while ago and have kicked most/all legacy users off of it in the past few months. It was glorious while it lasted 😢

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Guess they ran everyone out of business that they needed to, so now the premium features get yanked and your choice of alternatives is curtailed. Hooray for enshittification.

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And Google docs/sheets/slides used to not count in your used space.

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At one point they offered unlimited storage for Play Music only. You could literally upload your entire collection. They changed it later to consume your Drive storage. Cheap enough plans so I subscribed. Then they killed off Play Music. I’m still salty about that.

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Yea where do you get that? I can’t see anything on their pricing page, only goes up to 2tb

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Even better:

Free cloud storage that doesn’t require an account and provides no limit to the volume of data stored

https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs

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The image doesn’t load.

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I posted that 10 months ago.

That being said, it seems to still work for me.

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