I usually unroll enough to to cross the pee gap twice, then sitting makes it taught, and it keeps my dick from grazing the bowl.

What’s your strategy?

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However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.

If it’s inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you’re done, ya pig.

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*shitwater

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