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But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

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31 points

He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

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My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

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20 points

“Omnipotent” Being couldn’t design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

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without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

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10 points

Without downtime too!

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1 point

Where’s the long version?

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11 points

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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10 points

Even when you’re sleeping the system is still operating. So since it’s not 100% active nor completely off it’s a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.

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Systems that are ‘down for maintenance’ are also still being used.

30% downtime is 30% downtime.

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12 points

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

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7 points

Also the system has to assemble itself

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4 points

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

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Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!

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