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You wouldn’t happen to remember any would you? For some reason I love those “Why is a mouse when it spins? The higher the fewer.” type things.

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I have just the site for you:

Engrish.com

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I was having difficulty understanding my Chinese boss one day, and after the third time I asked in total confusion, “What?” He looked at me and asked, “Why you not understand me, am I no speaking English?” I cracked us both up with my reply of, “No, you’re clearly speaking Chinglish!”

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Her: I am struggling with two words.

Me: Ok.

Her: Fuck and fuck.

Me: umm

Her: the first one is like a thing for eating a meal.

Me: Oh! Ok “fork” is what you eat with and “fuck” is what you do in private or yell when something goes wrong.

Her: Say it again.

(Multiple minutes later of me saying fork and fuck)

Her: So I eat with a for-K and f-U-ck in private.

Me: You got it, now go and fork yourself.

(Me getting hit with a pillow multiple times while laughing)

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I’m well aware, but thank you.

I need more. MORE!

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Not OP but the Toyota MR2 had the following text on the rear window on some units:

Mature sporty personal

More innovation more adult

A man in dandism

Powered midship specialty

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Lol those are great, thank you.

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I’m trying to remember some of them, or find a photo. I can’t remember what model of vehicle they were though.

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