For me I say that a truck with a cab longer than its bed is not a truck, but an SUV with an overgrown bumper.
Eating fried chicken sandwich for breakfast is completely normal and an awesome way to start a day.
I’m of the opinion that whatever you feel like eating in the morning is perfectly acceptable breakfast food. Who and/or what decides which food is acceptable to break your fast anyway (hence the word “breakfast”)? I’ll have leftover cold pizza and not feel a tinge of guilt about it. Suck it, Big Cereal.