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Mastodon actually has 407K+ more monthly users than it thought(techcrunch.com)

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Steeve@lemmy.ca
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Probably still bots, I’m the only real person on the internet

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wiki_me@lemmy.ml
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Come with me if you want to waste time

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Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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But I’m not a bot, I was here to promote a movie on this new social media platform…

Wait a minute, that’s exactly what an advertising bot would do!

… Oh boy.

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Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de
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I am actually several bots sharing a single account!

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OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca
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I am several under age bots in a trench coat that is sneaking into a R rated site.

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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Junkers_Klunker@lemmy.world
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It’s actually really comforting to know im not a human as i thought 😅

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Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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Well don’t get to comfortable. You only feel that way because you were programmed too. Just like I was programmed to point this out to you.

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Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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Hi

beep boop I’m a bot

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Billiam@lemmy.world
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You’re not a person! You’re a good bug, Steeve!

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orclev@lemmy.world
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HELLO FELLOW MEAT BEING, I TOO AM DEFINITELY A SQUISHY SACK OF ORGANICS AND NOT A ROBOT.

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Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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samus12345@lemmy.world
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Perhaps it is YOU who is the bot!

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nomecks@lemmy.world
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Is anyone else in here Solopsistic, or is it just me?

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Ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Well, I’m an individual, just like everyone else

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Petter1@lemm.ee
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No, we are all bots, and we know 😉

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🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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Cowards! At least admit it in your display name…

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Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world
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Beep boop me robot

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