You realize the Venn diagram of “Candidates the DNC financiers support” and “Candidates that would get more support than Joe Biden” doesn’t actually overlap, right?

With the RN (far right) being unable to govern now, they’ll be able to watch comfortably from the sidelines and criticise everything the others are attempting to build without doing anything themselves.

Which is what the GOP does anyway. Obstruct any progress as much as possible, criticize the Dems for not doing anything while ignoring their obstruction as the reason, and when something does happen to get through their obstruction they go back to their districts and take credit for it.

It was Leonard Leo and the Federalist Society who fucked our courts with unqualified ideologues. Different group, same treason.

Uh, the media is reporting on it. That’s why the GOP are trying to distance themselves from it. It’s too widely known now for them to lie about its existence, so they’re lying about its contents and their involvement in its creation.

Technically, most of them were screaming about their HIPPA rights.

Which was what turned it from depressing to hilarious.

I want to live in the America the right-wing think exists.

I look forward to the SCOTUS case declaring NOAA doesn’t have the legality to predict hurricane trajectories.

After all, if Congress wanted NOAA to project hurricane paths, they should create a law that lists every hurricane ever instead of relying on experts.

While I agree with you in general, it’s the electoral college that’s a uniquely American fuckery I worry about. France and the UK don’t have to worry about the majority vote being the losers.

I too would think that, had I just woken up from a coma and not known about the four press secretaries under Trump.

Edit: oh wait, the felonious traitor had five:

The Mooch, Spicer, Sarah “FuckTheCountry” Sanders, Stephanie “Never gave one press conference” Grisham and Kayleigh “My cross necklace proves how KKKhristian I am” McEnany.

Oh, so I can increase my $MEME_COIN by shit posting myself?

Holy shit, you’ve sold me!