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45 points

Shit like this is why I got a dumb speaker. It just plays audio, it doesn’t have a battery (meaning that unplugged = zero power), it doesn’t have wifi, it doesn’t have an assistant, it just plays the music I ask it to play via Bluetooth.

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Why not go further and hardwire?

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11 points

Why not take up the kazoo?

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4 points

Do you kazoo? I often do.

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6 points

It does have an aux-in, but I don’t have anything to plug into it.

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-1 points

What about your micropenis?

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3 points

What’s wrong with Bluetooth?

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It is lower audio quality, higher latency, less reliable, causes more interference for wireless networks and other devices. It’s also less secure. Those are just the reasons I can think of right now.

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