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Whelp, better get to asking questions… Someone ask me a question to an answer someone may want to search for

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19 points

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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13 points

African, or European?

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6 points

Well I don’t know that

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13 points

I’ll start with something wholesome:

What’s the best way to make someone smile?

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20 points

Punch someone they hate.

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Just punch Trump then. This will make a lot of people smile.

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16 points

Apply your thumbs in an upward motion to the corners of their mouth. Use force if necessary

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7 points

What’s Ligma?

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7 points

Ligma baaawwllls lmao goddim

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1 point

Oh nooooo ya gawt me😭

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6 points

Why is my poop green?

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9 points

Your poop is green because you consumed something with food coloring in it.

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5 points

Is there anyway to control how high I want my android phone to charge? I would like to set it to 90%.

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5 points

If you have root you may want to use something called ACC (Advanced Charging Controller). You can use its official app, ACCA, to install it. Very customizable.

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4 points

Samsung phones have an option in the battery settings called “charge protection” and it makes your phone stop charging at 85%. Look through your battery settings to see if you have a similar option.

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4 points

Not without rooting it or the manufacturer including a custom option for it, but if it has adaptive charging, you can set an alarm and it will charge the phone up to 80% and then wait to charge it the rest of the way to coincide with the alarm so that it isn’t at 100% for a long time.

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3 points

I was so insulted when I realized I could never root my phone. Fuck Verizon!

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