dunk tank because we’re dunking on this lady’s baby daddy
When my wife gave birth, the delivery room had a sign saying any sexual comments, said jokingly or not, would result in you being immediately kicked out. I couldn’t believe they needed to put up a fucking sign for that at the time so that makes this post a bit less shocking to me.
When one of our kids was delivered the midwife told us of another couple where the man had… stimulated… his partner during labour. The way she told it was that some level of physical intimacy was beneficial to the process but that this particular couple had stepped way over the line of being weird and uncomfortable to the hospital staff.
Couple of years ago I had to listen to a distant relative make the “husband stitch” joke while I was sitting at the other end of the table at a big family event. Legitimately made me angry how much the found it funny.
