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Italian government offer Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk the opportunity to fight at Colosseum I hate this timeline(www.marca.com)

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The Italian government has reportedly contacted Mark Zuckerberg regarding a potential UFC fight against Elon Musk at none other than the legendary Colosseum in Rome. Both Elon and

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Ronno@kbin.social
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But can Mark… die?

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0xtero@kbin.social
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Betting his intro song would be “Human” by the Human League.

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Cylusthevirus@kbin.social
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Only if you crack the waterproof coating on his motherboard.

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ivanafterall@kbin.social
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Nah, even if that happens, he’s good if you just pop him in some rice for a day or two.

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metaStatic@kbin.social
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Uncle Roger Dislikes this comment

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Wit@kbin.social
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You say that as if there’s a serious chance he’ll lose.

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paper_clip@kbin.social
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Eh, they could just boot up another copy and restore from backup.

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ErnestDoodler@kbin.social
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You ever play rockem sockem robots? I expect it’s something like that.

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suoko@kbin.social
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He died already, you’re just watching its meta-verse avatar now

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siuvhne@kbin.social
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unless they’ve uploaded his consciousness to another computer, which I don’t think they can do yet… if you destroy the machine, you destroy the man.

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