The Italian government has reportedly contacted Mark Zuckerberg regarding a potential UFC fight against Elon Musk at none other than the legendary Colosseum in Rome. Both Elon and

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I gotta be honest, I am all for world governments encouraging and yes, facilitating billionaires to hurt each other in one-on-one combat. Sell tickets and snacks why not. Pay per view. Just give the money to government services.

What with estate taxes, I would think it’s potentially quite a valuable use of a goverment’s time.

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Next we need politicians and policy makers putting their fists to work instead of sending others, preferably in taxable ways, too.

One could dream.

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That’s how you get President Camacho.

Not complaining. President Camacho knew the limits of his intelligence and listened to a smart advisor when he found one, which puts him ahead of most every other world leader.

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I think all that would happen is billionaires would pay people to be their ‘front’ character and somehow find a way to monetize it on the down-low.

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I think you’ve just backed your way into boxing/MMA again lol.

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So people will fly around stupidly in private jets visiting this crap and damage the environment for nothing. Well they already do that, I‘m still not a fan of them continuing to do that.

At least make it a fight to the death, that might turn this into a climate neutral event.

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Hide Penta under the ring and let him loose three minutes in

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Is it to the death? Please say it’s to the death.

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But can Mark… die?

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Betting his intro song would be “Human” by the Human League.

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Only if you crack the waterproof coating on his motherboard.

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Nah, even if that happens, he’s good if you just pop him in some rice for a day or two.

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You say that as if there’s a serious chance he’ll lose.

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Eh, they could just boot up another copy and restore from backup.

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You ever play rockem sockem robots? I expect it’s something like that.

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unless they’ve uploaded his consciousness to another computer, which I don’t think they can do yet… if you destroy the machine, you destroy the man.

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He died already, you’re just watching its meta-verse avatar now

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Oh I hope so.

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That’s the only way I’d tune in. Thunder Dome rules 2 men enter 1 man leaves. So either kill him or castrate him, idc which.

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@inkican

@Girlparts

You have to say it like Vulcan Ambassador ‘T’Pau’ in Star Trek:

‘’ …dis fight is to de dett…’

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For sure you can’t poo till the end.

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If you had almost infinite money is this how you would spend your time?

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Will there be lions?

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