For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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Im listening

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18 points

A baaaaaad dragon

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Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.

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*beer opens

Keep going

*lands feet on coffee table

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10 points

Voodoo dildo my ass

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Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.

There’s also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let’s you cast some…interesting spells.

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“Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”

“It’s both.”

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It’s going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.

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