Something tells me this is satire.

Heck if I know.

You’re
Welcome
😉👍

Also, with regards to formatting, a manual line end, without the blank line in between, like a HTML tag <br />, is achieved by having two spaces just before the line break.
Like this.

PILOT: dead bugs on windshield.
MECHANIC: live bugs on back order.

PILOT: suspect crack in windshield.
MECHANIC: suspect you’re right.

PILOT: number 3 engine missing.
MECHANIC: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

On another note, I found a version closer to The Source:
right here

You can download it off the Devs, and it’ll be free, but the UI is about as opaque as a foot-thick wall of lead.

Alternatively, you can buy the Steam version, and that one is way more accessible.

I remember seeing something like that years ago. A few more that popped to my memory just now:

PILOT: autopilot altitude hold has a 100 ft/min descent.
MECHANIC: cannot reproduce issue on ground.

PILOT: evidence of tyre leak in left main landing gear.
MECHANIC: evidence removed.

PILOT: [system] behaves funny.
MECHANIC: [system] has been firmly told to get their shit together and straighten up their act.

PILOT: strange sounds behind console. Sounds like a midget beating things with a hammer.
MECHANIC: hammer taken from midget

Moerasduits. Is dat goed genoeg?

Well, then have some proof:

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Oh damn!

It’s time to wake up Green Day!