TRANSCRIPT:
Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel?
Pet Store: Aluminum I think
Me: So there’s no nickel in this cage?
Pet Store: Don’t you dare!
Me: It’s a nickleless cage
Pet Store: GET OUT!
[pictured is a long-haired Nicholas Cage, looking fabulous in the sun and wind. To his left, it’s captioned with the text “Worth it”]
8 points
Well, most cages are made of steel instead, and thus nickfull ones.
5 points
Awesome. I’m going to use this in real life.
This is one of those goals that I make really important to myself.
3 points
TBH, the best thing about this is the Alt text of the photo.
1 point
Wait, is nickleless the proper usage of nickel? I honestly don’t know
1 point
You don’t say
