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Would be the best date in existence(startrek.website)

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Chadsalot@lemmy.world
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I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing with those loose coffee beans but sure!

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Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works
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You put them in a condom, shake wildly, and then lick each coffee bean for extra strawberry flavor

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And009@reddthat.com
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Hmmm

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Neato@kbin.social
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They should definitely be chocolate covered. I’ve had those and they’re excellent.

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Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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I thought they were pistachios

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presbypenguin@reddthat.com
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Also, why do we need coffee AND cocaine? I feel like the caffeine is just superfluous at that point.

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agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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For tomorrow morning?

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postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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Or the ass.

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