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Biden is going to lose in 2024 and the left is going to be blamed for *checks notes* being against genocide

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Candidate [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Easily the funniest thing would be Biden winning the electoral college but losing the pop vote.

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usernamesaredifficul [he/him]@hexbear.net
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the funniest thing would be literally no one voting

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🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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One person in each state writes in Parenti so he gets all the Electoral College votes and becomes president

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JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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hacking the voting machines not to cheat the election but to remove all the presidential and senate votes.

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hotcouchguy [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Funniest outcome: Biden has a massive stroke shortly before the election, Trump wins easily vs a literally braindead opponent, then trump dies of McCardiacArrest before taking office, leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.

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edge [he/him]@hexbear.net
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leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.

Mike Pillow

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LeZero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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They’ll find cocaine in the White House again (not Hunter this time)

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AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net
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With a similar scenario, we can have 4 presidents in 2025:

January 1, 2025 - January 2, 2025: Biden is president until he dies from a stroke

January 2, 2025: - Trump inauguration: Harris is president until she hands over the presidency to Trump

Trump inauguration - Trump heart attack: Trump is president until he dies from a heart attack

post-Trump heart attack: The VP becomes president

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NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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chuds would shed their material bodies and ascend to a plane of pure cope

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stigsbandit34z [they/them]@hexbear.net
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Inshallah

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