It’s been hard trying to ram into liberals’ thick skulls that the “lesser evil” voting shtick that comes every four goddamn years doesn’t quite energize people to haul their asses to the booths, especially when said lesser evil is the incumbent. But I’ve seen some come around recently, so it’s something.

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97 points

Also doesn’t help when the “lesser evil” policy continues to become increasingly indistinguishable from the “greater evil” policy.

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72 points

We have reached peak evil. There’s no crime that is actually worse than genocide. Libs have lesser-eviled themselves to the bottom of the pit and arrived at the ultimate evil. technically they’ve been there for a long time, but the rank and file had no idea. Now they know what’s going on, it’s in the news, it’s on their social media.

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3 points

A larger genocide could be more evil. Also total extermination of all humans.

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“Meet me in the middle,” says the unjust man…

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47 points

sure says the other unjust man

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Look, you’re just going to have to hold your nose and vote Genocidal Fascist Party. You don’t want Fascist-Genocidalist Party to win, do you?

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58 points

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36 points

Also, Donald Trump is an evil fascist, but he’s a cheap evil fascist. He would definitely inflame tensions with rhetorical support for Israel, say “Jerusalem is definitely seriously the capital guys”, and probably appoint his son in law as their diplomat.

…but he probably wouldn’t send them free weapons. There are a lot of areas where he is the greater evil but I don’t actually think this is one of them.

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44 points
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The US has given weapons to Israel since the 1960s.

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39 points

The libs would actually pretend to care about Palestinians and pretend to side against Israel if Trump were president.

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24 points

I’m sure Israel wouldn’t have had much trouble bribing him to do it.

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21 points

he’s not a fascist. Many of his supporters are but he clearly just does whatever gets attention.

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Most liberals don’t give a shit and are arguing in bad faith, be it consciously or not

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Most don’t, but a good portion do. Many of us in the West were once disillusioned libs, even. It’s absolutely necessary to further the disillusionment many have with the Dems, if not to turn them over to socialism then to weaken the duopoly and gain strength from the increasing illegitimacy of the system.

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90 points

Easily the funniest thing would be Biden winning the electoral college but losing the pop vote.

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54 points

the funniest thing would be literally no one voting

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One person in each state writes in Parenti so he gets all the Electoral College votes and becomes president

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hacking the voting machines not to cheat the election but to remove all the presidential and senate votes.

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48 points

Funniest outcome: Biden has a massive stroke shortly before the election, Trump wins easily vs a literally braindead opponent, then trump dies of McCardiacArrest before taking office, leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.

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leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.

Mike Pillow

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28 points

They’ll find cocaine in the White House again (not Hunter this time)

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11 points

With a similar scenario, we can have 4 presidents in 2025:

January 1, 2025 - January 2, 2025: Biden is president until he dies from a stroke

January 2, 2025: - Trump inauguration: Harris is president until she hands over the presidency to Trump

Trump inauguration - Trump heart attack: Trump is president until he dies from a heart attack

post-Trump heart attack: The VP becomes president

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41 points
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chuds would shed their material bodies and ascend to a plane of pure cope

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21 points

Inshallah

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89 points

Hey champ, can we maybe not talk about genocide right now?? Huh bud? Chief? Can we not do that while the most important election of our lifetimes is happening?? That ok buddy?

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39 points

1 year into the term: hey buddy it’s only been a year. These things take time. Be patient.

2 years in: champ it’s almost midterms. We can’t lose the Senate over Palestine, the adults in the room have more important concerns.

3 years in: fam we have [arbitrary self- or GOP-initiated crisis like a government shutdown or Supreme Court decision] to deal with. This has to wait. We only have so much political capital.

4 years in: this is the most important election

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“Don’t let perfect be the enemy of being good”

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76 points

Liberals will blame three groups in this order: “Woke” leftists against genocide, Palestinian/Arab Americans, Black people

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Probably any latinos that vote for Trump too. It happened in 2020 as well with neoliberal going from praising black voters for stopping Bernie to making racist comments about latinos for voting Trump in Florida.

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The only Black voters the libs praised were the copsucking Tom-and-Sally-assed misleaders who immediately got behind Kamala. They were going HOG WILD dumping on Black men about “oh it’s wide-spanning misogynoir that makes them not vote for Kamala and totally not the fact that she’s been billed as California’s ‘Top Cop’ for half a fucking decade on three strike laws”; and they’re probably gonna do it again when Kamala actually runs for presidency; 'cause you can’t tell me she’s not just a Black Hillary in the making.

Deadass I know I shouldn’t; but after all the bullshit the DNC’s lapdogs tried running in 2020 against anyone who refused to back Genocide Joe and Top Cop Kamala, I automatically side-eye anybody who makes broad, sweeping accusations of misogynoir in political spaces as DNC agents.

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75 points

Yeah. I’m cool with it. Fuck those fascist shitheads. Some were handwaving “Genocide Joe” saying it was a GOP talking point. Fucking hell. I used to wonder, how could the Holocaust happen? How could so many people be complicit in something so horrible? I still don’t understand it, but I’m afraid I’m starting to.

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