I gotta say… the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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OP didn’t wash their mouth out at any point before the hospital? Red flag and mouth right there.

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Also, if the story is true, that’s a fucking terrible nurse (and person) for not reporting it - dude could be in a domestic abuse situation getting stitches and she’s just like “yeah whatever”

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32 points

Or she thought it was a sex thing

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That is 100% what she thought. I have no doubt about it. There are far too many people that come in that accidentally fell on a 12 inch girthy vegetable.

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10 points

They did get engaged, maybe this is the cover story.

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Would’ve been better if they said he had to get a rabies vaccine.

The chances of getting rabies is extremely small, but the second you say that will result in them immediately vaccinating you for the sake of safety as that window can close fairly quickly. And if you change your story they typically don’t care because people scared of vaccines change their story all the time.

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Yeah, it’s deranged. You didn’t spit out or wipe your mouth? You have another human’s meat and blood in your mouth and you just casually went with them to hospital like you’re wearing lipstick?

I’m not buying it.

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Maybe it was… precious… to her

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