I gotta say… the bunch of you whining about this fake are infinitely more annoying than it ever could be by being fake.

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The stronger muscles of a human body is the one of their jaw. A bite can do serious damage. And when you dagger will cut or stab, your bite will ripe away skin and flesh.

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Plus, human bites can carry a lot of bacteria and whatnot, so arguably some of that damage should be poison or necrosis damage.

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Yeah, like a week later…

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You sound like someone who hasn’t been bit.

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Honestly it’s all an abstraction anyway but I absolutely would not bring my chompers to a knife fight.

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That’s more about range though, isn’t it?

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I’m not sure, I think the stabber will do more harm per second than the chomper.

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What are you going to do? Leave them at the inn? You can absolutely bring them with you and use them as the opportunity arises. Just because it’s a knife fight and you have a knife doesn’t mean you can only use the knife…

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That’s very true, although I’d love to play the kind of character who pulls their teeth out when they don’t think they’ll be needing them.

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