they wait until you’re fast asleep and then they take your pee and use it to power their vampire technology i heard they use their piss tech to make you into one of them and now i cant sleep oh god dont let them take my piss

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That sounds pretty dope actually. Pissula sneaking into my room, stealing my piss so I don’t have to get up at 3 AM to piss.

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But he bites you in the balls to get it

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Is that a bad thing?

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