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today i learnt that there are piss vampires that steal piss pls help im scared

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they wait until you’re fast asleep and then they take your pee and use it to power their vampire technology i heard they use their piss tech to make you into one of them and now i cant sleep oh god dont let them take my piss

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TheCaconym [any]@hexbear.net
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they use their piss tech to make you into one of them

Are you absolutely sure this didn’t happen to you already months ago ?

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Oh shit oh fuck

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Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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You think Hexbear would be possible without piss tech? You think that’s air you’re breathing? (it is piss vapor)

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