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70 points

Obvious childish BS aside, this is cowardly as fuck. If any person hits a senator they’re gonna get fucked legally somehow. It’s like an NCO or officer in the military challenging a private to hit him. Even if you win, you lose. Cowardly shit. Would be a shame if he got Rand Paul’d.

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54 points

Bring back duels on the senate floor.

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32 points

We’re currentl 0:1 in favor of slaver shits. We need a chance to even the score.

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Honestly the chance to beat another senator to death with a cane is the only reason I’d even want to be one

Plus all the senators are fascist now so I could just close my eyes and swing away

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13 points

On the other hand, the last political duel ever was won by a socialist, so we’ve got that

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34 points

Would be a shame if he got Rand Pauled

What happened to that dipshit?

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49 points

Rand was a bad neighbor and got the shit kicked outta him. Then his neighbor (the ass kicker) had his punishment increased because Rand’s a whiny little bitch with strong political connections.

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43 points

Rand Paul’s neighbor assaulted him with suburban rage over Rand’s sticks being on his side of the property line. Broke a couple of his ribs, but because Rand’s a senator he got sentenced to like a year in prison.

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30 points

Critical support

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21 points

Didn’t Rand also lose hearing in one ear?

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5 points

Don’t forget the $500k civil penalty

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29 points

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/prosecutors-reveal-why-rand-paul-was-attacked-neighbor-n839366

I think that gives the idea enough.

Rand pissed off his neighbor somehow and his neighbor beat his ass. Broke a rib apparently.

Rand, being the omega pussy he is, allowed prosecutors to slam the neighbor with a felony for “hitting a congressman” even though the assbeating was purely for personal, not ideological, reasons. Rand Paul is a sack of dogshit who happily weaponizing state violence: no surprise.

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Rand wouldn’t stop dumping lawn trimmings on his neighbors lawn so his neighbor beat his ass and then the rugged individualist libertarian got the government to charge his neighbor charged with political violence for defending his property rights.

Sucks for his neighbor but you couldn’t ask for better proof that literally everything they claim to believe is horseshit.

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17 points

Neighbor punched him a few years ago

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