54 points
32 points
We’re currentl 0:1 in favor of slaver shits. We need a chance to even the score.
13 points
On the other hand, the last political duel ever was won by a socialist, so we’ve got that
10 points
Honestly the chance to beat another senator to death with a cane is the only reason I’d even want to be one
Plus all the senators are fascist now so I could just close my eyes and swing away
