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52 points

IPv6 was a mistake. We should have just added an addition octet

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Plus the MAC address

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75 points

That would allow for like, 2 trillion devices? Feels like a bandaid, my dude. Next you’re gonna suggest a giant ice cube in the ocean once a year to stop global warming.

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9 points

And nuke the hurricanes

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6 points

Hurricanes cannot cross the equator. The equator is an imaginary line, and hence has zero mass. We can end every hurricane using zero point zero energy (0.0).

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13 points

So add two more octets:

Moat companies will still just use something like 10.0.13.37.0.1

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11 points

IPv6 is not made with internal networks in mind lol

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You could follow this logic and add 2 alphanumeric digits before 4 numeric octets. E.g. xf.192.168.1.1

This would at least keep it looking like an IP and not a Mac address. Another advantage would be graceful ipv4 handling with a reserved range starting with “ip” like ip.10.10.10.1

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5 points

ONCE AND FOR ALL

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2 points

AND MY AXE!

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6 points

They played us for absolute fools!

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Oh yeah, great, let’s change the fundamental protocol on which all the networks in the world are based. Now two third of the devices in the world crashed because you tried to ping 192.168.0.0.1

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12 points

that WOULD be quite funny for the first second or 2…

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4 points

Could have sped up adoption significantly.

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IPv

heared of ipv5?

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