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You call yourself a dog owner and don’t celebrate their birthday?

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No. My dogs are stupid and useless. Also, every morning when they get their treats, they act like it’s their birthday anyway.

They do get fruit for Christmas though.

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I adopted my dog. We celebrate her home coming day as her birthday (I know her ‘real’ birthday, but I dont trust it.)

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You know her real birthday but you don’t trust it?

Do you not trust your own real birthday either? 🤔

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If it’s out of a rescue group, its going to be made up anyway. They almost never know the real dog age, just a good guess. They would have to be an abandoned litter, and even that probably has an error margin of a few days to a week depending on how young they are.

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Ah yes because we all know strays are a myth

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Well we celebrate the date we got our strays as if that’s their birthday. They do not seem to care.

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Ungrateful fucks. Mine at least pretend to be into it.

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Yes I do!

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