He went on to say that he never accepted a legal bribe and has always been steadfast in his totally honest beliefs.

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This dipshit was born in California, I guess he just thought it was a coincidence most of our main cities have Spanish names ¯\(ツ)

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I thought they had all been founded by Ricky Martin

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That’s one of the most loca things I’ve heard in all of my vida!

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