At work we somehow landed on the topic of how many holes a human has, which then evolved into a heated discussion on the classic question of how many holes does a straw have.

I think it’s two, but some people are convinced that it’s one, which I just don’t understand. What are your thoughts?

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By that argument your mouth is a continuation of your asshole… No offense.

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I mean… yeah

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Some people haven’t realized almost all animals are just tubes with various fancy shit glued on.

Edit: including humans

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Or put biologically, virtually all fauna are just various advanced forms of flatworm.

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I guess we all are talking out of our asses, then…

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Indeed, and when you kiss someone you are making one big hole connected by two assholes.

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Anal 69s just make one big reverse-donut

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Anal 69s just make one big reverse-donut

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I assume that’s how OP’s debate of how many holes a human had ended up being about straws: someone argued that the mouth and the anus are just one hole

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For normal people asshole would be continuation from mouth, but I don’t judge. You do you!

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Given the amount of people I know who are always full of shit, I’d buy that

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