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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
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The boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime
That was a poem
From a simpler time.
Now my boss makes a grand
While I make a cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t make the rent
When the CEO makes a million
And we don’t make jack
That’s when we riot
To take it all back
Now Mr investor
If this seems extreme
I have to remind you
It sure beats the guillotine
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Boss makes a grand, I make a dollar. I eat more fibre so breaks get even longer.
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