Is “if a fire breaks out in the toaster oven I’m currently cooking Buffalo Chicken flavored pizza rolls in, I will use my fire extinguisher to put out the flames” fantasies of firefighting? Don’t hate the planner for being able to theorize on hypothetical situations, hate the game.
“If the fire breaks out in the toaster oven while I’m asleep, that is a kobayashi maru. If it breaks out while I’m awake however I’ll spray the fuck out of it and clean it up later, much cheaper than waiting for the fire dept to drench my house. The real issue is the fire has the initiative advantage as it starts before I can put it out, but I have smoke detectors so I’ll get to it pretty quick.”
There lmao.
Still nowhere near comparable to the legit wet dream you typed out earlier
Killing a person is not the same as putting out a fire. Since you don’t seem to comprehend that it shows even more evidence that you should not have access to a gun.
Right, which is why the tools used to defend yourself from people and the tools used to defend yourself from fire are different tools. Same concept though, “stop the danger before it kills me.” The fact that you can’t comprehend that makes you look silly, but imo you still deserve the right to defend yourself.