• Steve Jobs faked full signal strength and swapped devices during the first iPhone demo due to fragile prototypes and bug-riddled software.

• Engineers got drunk during the presentation to calm their nerves.

• Despite the challenges, Jobs successfully completed the 90-minute demonstration without any noticeable issues.

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And look where he is now. Dead. Lesson learned.

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That’s where all of us are headed. What’s the lesson?

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A fruitarian diet won’t help you against pancreatic cancer.

Or, in other words, you can’t fight P.C. with apples.

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I haven’t snorted that loud in public for quite a while

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But are we dead right now, like Steve is? No.

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Just give it time.

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What’s the lesson?

You can’t take it with you.

Also, if you have cancer, go to a doctor.

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Fake it till you make it?

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The final goal in life: the eternal slumber.

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Not me - I’m learning from Steve’s mistake.

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Dead people should be shot at birth

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cheaters never live forever

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idiots who refuse cancer treatment in favor of “alternative medicine” don’t live forever…

also, everyone else, really, forever is quite a long time.

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