Can I vote for a sentient cloud of methane being released by already thawing permafrost?
No. That’s actually likely to happen. Quit putting shit like that out in the universe.
Are you saying that I can manifest my ideal gaseous leader by thinking about it?
Or were you unaware that last year in Alaska and BC, rivers were running a yellow color indicating the permafrost was already starting to melt?
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Or is this all a setup for a fart joke, Mr or Ms or Mz fartographer?
No need to be so formal, you can use my regular title “The.”
Unfortunately, I’m all too aware of the horrible gasses, bacteria, and viruses in the permafrost that lay juuuuuust dormant enough that we’re about one snail’s fart away from potential catastrophe. Which is why, once again, I implore you: please do not vote for an uprising of that which lays beneath centuries and millennia of delicate ice. I’d hate to find out that we doomed ourselves via the Santa Claus/Last Unicorn effect.
