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Man allegedly assaults woman for cutting off Wi-fi as he played Fortnite(www.northcentralpa.com)

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CALIGVLA@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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“his wife’s drunk boyfriend”

This has to be satire.

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i thought that too, but it appears to be a real news site…
i still find it hard to believe that reality has come this close to being a made-up shitpost…
but maybe, the fortnight playing convicted pedophile actually called the police because his wife’s boyfriend might beat him up…
im pretty sure this means the universe will be collapsing in on itself pretty soon…

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