Man, your wife is a keeper.

My ex would say “you’ll figure it out”.

Then ask me later to send one for her, and get mad that I say I can’t right now, I’m focused on work.

Then she’d forget to wrap presents. I would have too, to be fair, but I kept them in my office for a month so I always knew they needed to be wrapped. Still wrapped them Christmas eve, but the point is I didn’t forget.

It was a terribly unhealthy relationship, and her offering to help induces far more jealousy than one might expect.