Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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Satan wins again. At this point the Christians have to admit they chose the losing side.

I mean this God of theirs is shit, can’t even get around satellites, didn’t think humans might beat their cocks raw despite seeing it constantly in Human 1.0 (Chimps), or that they might eat fish on a Tuesday or whatever. Even Jesus was fucking a whore and he was God incarnate.

Also God invented Cancer.

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Jesus fucking a prostitute. I’m interested. Never read the bible so I don’t know about it, but I’m curious.

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Mary Magdalene. It’s never explicitly stated in the canonical Bible (as if that means anything), but they were very close.

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Interesting. Memories from my Christian school are coming back :'(

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She was just one of His many followers, it’s quite an absurd speculation. Also doesn’t say that she was a prostitute anywhere.

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There does seem to be an effort made to get rid of her by the early church followers. Implying that she was a whore could have been a strategy. It’s weird because the Johannine community tried to save her in text. Which would mean it was the Paul crowd that did it and there is not a clear reason why. She would have had little interactions with the Paul community.

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