23 points
Saying that out loud is the quickest way to curse yourself to be adopted by the most chaotic till fur gremlin imaginable.
6 points
Tribute that is how cat chaos works. My family had a lot cats. I only hadn two over 25 years… One killed dogs and bats for fun, one was called velcro, because they never jumped, only climbed. Velcro loved water. We could literally turn the hose on and spray him and he loved it. He would walk into a shower or bath.
9 points
