I feel like I need to remind people that this is a meme. It isn’t meant to be taken seriously.
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I can remember one time when the party DID NOT want an NPC to die. The next session we got sucked into a book with a new mission to save the NPC from their fate (and put the plot back on track). I remember it because my skeleton fighter with -2 cha had to sing “Be Our Guest” to distract story baddies at one point… it didn’t end well.
