Which psychopath brushes their teeth first and then eats breakfast like he’s in some kind of stupid movie
Well, I have been doing this for a couple of years now. I brush my teeth before eating in the morning because apparently that’s better for your teeth, otherwise you might damage enamel. Or you wait for at least 30-60 minutes, but nobody’s got time for that. Just rinsing with water after eating is fine.
Truth is I usually don’t eat breakfast, so I don’t have to think about it. But when I do, it’s this order for me now.
It doesn’t say that, at least in the way I interpret the text. It says you should wait to brush your teeth after a given time after eating
Exactly, 30 to 60 minutes. I linked to the second paragraph, the one before suggests it might be better to brush before breakfast. But waiting is fine as well of course.
If I ain’t brushing them in the morning I am not gonna brush them later. I am too lazy for that.
You can still brush them in the morning. Just after you’ve eaten breakfast
Many people I know eat breakfast either on the way to work or once they get there. I only know one guy who brushes at the office and frankly he’s clearly on the spectrum and very socially awkward anyway so people likely aren’t about to follow his lead.