The Nazi ideal: a young man with blonde hair, blue eyes, rippling abs, boulder shoulders, glutes that could press-weld steel plates together, uh… Where were we? Oh, yeah, clean-shaven, neatly manicured, and upright. You know, for reasons of the state.
The Nazis:
In my Headcanon, Hitler and the other Nazi leaders were just gay and were super into young, ripped, blonde Guys and wanted to see as many of them as possible.
hey it’s not amazing to imply that nazis were all gay, given the number of queer people killed by them
Oh i didn’t want to imply that. It’s just a funny thought in my head that Hitler just wanted to see muscular tall blonde young guys all day.
I myself am queer and the thought about the horrors they brought is nothing to laugh about.
But that little thought, Hitler sitting in his office, looking at Photographs of the newest recrutes and UwU’ing about them is funny to me
