Why the hell are they hung up on this squirrel in particular? Did he have a right wing podcast?

They both wanted to lose, so a third party wins?

Thanks, I want to Baja blast whoever made this fucking image

I think the fact that it’s close means that the Republicans will win. While Dems are good at rigging the primary, Republicans are better at rigging the general

And like most brands, they’re produced in the same factory.

my ancestors would like a word with them

You mean your great grandpappy who fought soviets?

the Elon musk of squirrels

Good riddance then.

Don’t you mean… annoying wife?

W0rking like a red-blooded American