Dirt_Owl swooped down while I was outside enjoying a nice meal and stole that one abnormally good fry you save for later in the meal. Didn’t even ask. SMDH.

It’s mine now fucker it was good too

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31 points

Mods ban this reactionary for not sharing the comically large communal French fry.

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13 points

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25 points

stole that one abnormally good fry

skill issue, ever heard of survival of the fittest? checkmate liberal :smuglord:

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22 points
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They caught you slippin OP

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Next time I shall grasp it firmly

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Banning you for the bit

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Live by the bit, die by the bit.

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20 points

If you save a fry it’ll go cold and you’ll waste it. Dirt_Owl was doing you a favour.

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It’s not like you save it for another day

Meals are an experience and you should not eat the best parts of it immediately

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11 points

Wait… You savor your meals and don’t gulp it all down in one fell swoop?

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7 points

Yeah, but cold fries are gross, so it’s better to eat them quickly while they are fresh.

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If you eat so slowly that the fries get cold by the middle of the meal, you have bigger problems than cold fries.

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