When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? πŸ˜”
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Nothing ethical about grilling labradors, old bean

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No you misunderstand. Me and my uncle, on his friendly dog farm, raise them with much, much love. They are indeed so happy, it would be cruel to let them become old. Then after a year my uncle takes out his shotgun and puts them to rest humanely (!!). Best vegan meat i have ever eaten.

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Now that you made clear you only eat ethical dog meat from your uncle’s (aka ethical and regenerative) I’ve reconsidered my position on the matter!

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Completely agree, dogs just want to live and deserve to.

Now, cats, on the other hand…

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All dogs go to dog heaven. All cats go to cat hell.

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And I wouldn’t want it any other way

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