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Excuse me, ninja use traditional peasant and laborer tools as weapons.

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No they use saurikens and nunchuks and smoke bombs and poison darts. I’ve seen footage on me tellie

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oi! got a loisence for those farming implements?

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He knows. The ban also includes scythes, hoes, fertilizer, grain silos, cattle, motorized transportation, and an “outdoors lifestyle”.

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mfw I’m about to shank some fools with masonry equipment

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Chainsaw is a ninja weapon for 21st century, katanas - right out

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YES ninja were not standardized, ‘ninja sword’ is like saying ‘gangster rifle’, a criminal/terrorist/assassin will use whatever they have to accomplish their goal, they usually can’t or don’t build their own weapons. they don’t have uniforms and tables of equipment like a military does.

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And yet, everyone knows what is meant. Just like gangster gun immediately brings to mind the tommy gun…

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