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What if I keep a jade egg in my ass just for fun?

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That sounds an awful lot like sexual depravity, which makes god sad for some reason so i believe you’ll be cast into a fiery pit to have your skin melted off, regrown, then melted off again, for all eternity. And this will be just, a punishment that fits the crime

And while you’re in excruciating pain for all eternity just remember: god loves you ♥️

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