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We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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JUST WIPE IT OFF WITH A DAMP CLOTH YOU FUCKING HEATHENS ITS NOT THAT HARD

Edit for context: I am a barista. All you have to do is have a damp cloth on hand when you finish steaming the milk to wipe down the wand. Takes maybe 30sec total, including finding and dampening the cloth before you start.

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Why? The kitty got this

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Got to contribute to the rent somehow

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Capitalism for cats, meow?

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TEXT HARDER SO THEY CAN READ YOU

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IM TEXTING AS HARD AS I CAN

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NOT HARD ENOUGH!

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Naaah. The wife will do it.

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