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We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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JUST WIPE IT OFF WITH A DAMP CLOTH YOU FUCKING HEATHENS ITS NOT THAT HARD

Edit for context: I am a barista. All you have to do is have a damp cloth on hand when you finish steaming the milk to wipe down the wand. Takes maybe 30sec total, including finding and dampening the cloth before you start.

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Why? The kitty got this

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41 points

Got to contribute to the rent somehow

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Capitalism for cats, meow?

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74 points

TEXT HARDER SO THEY CAN READ YOU

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8 points

Naaah. The wife will do it.

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If youโ€™re not wiping it off immediately after usage, you donโ€™t deserve to have an espresso machine.

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โ€œhadโ€ a cappuccino machine.

The consequences caught up with them. The universe righted itself.

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Itโ€™s now the catโ€™s espresso machine.

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4 points

In the cat reading newspaper meme, does the cat have a cup of coffee?

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8 points

This thing is probably nasty af if they are treating it like that.

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99 points

Years ago at work we had a office type coffee machine with the filter carrier you pull out and dump.

The water flow to the filter got slower and slower until it was taking forever to make a pot. I finally broke down and took it apart to clean the calcium deposits out of it.

Turned out there was a dead cockroach blocking the hole from the reservoir to the filter.

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Cockroaches are notorious coffee problems. A study found that many people who drank instant and pre ground coffee were allergic to coffee actually were allergic to the cockroaches ground up in it.

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Yup. Iโ€™ve seen this. Sticking to my guns on this one, mainly because I always assumed it was various bugs. Itโ€™s just a given that bugs are in our food and peopleโ€™s allergies to bug poop is very common.

As a government biologist, i was kind of surprised that snoops was mainly concerned about finding evidence that specifically cockroaches exist in the for No we wouldnโ€™t identify that. No one would cus we wouldnโ€™t really look into what exact bug or foreign matter exists, we just care that it stays at low levels. A large part of violations we identify have to come from self reporting too.

Itโ€™s not like itโ€™s a big deal anyway. There are bugs in our food, it happens.Thatโ€™s just life lol.

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4 points

hmโ€ฆ hmm indeed.

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This needs to be screencapped and submitted to this community as its own post.

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10 points

Why did you do this to me

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I like my women like I like my coffee.

With a cockroach in them.

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48 points

So where is the problem here?

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71 points

Toxoplasmosis

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65 points

Weird name for a cat but ok.

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6 points

We just call her Toxo for short.

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41 points

Like they donโ€™t already have it

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10 points

Dont think that transfers via saliva, and the cat likely isnt using it as a buttplug

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They clean themselves with their tongue and they often get litter on themselves. The chances are t 100% but they are much too high for my taste

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Thatโ€™s a steamy meatball.

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Just a little extra seasoning

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No problem. Self cleaning. Best.

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I donโ€™t see one! This is probably the highlight of the cats day :) itโ€™s own little bit of drink in the morning. Cute.

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People thinking cat saliva is gross I guess. Which is weird since they have a cat and the cats lick everything around. Especially weird since those milk foamers are a zillion degrees and disinfect everything before pouring

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There is a difference between a cat licking the refrigerator and a cat licking something where a drink comes out. Cat saliva often contains poop bacteria, because cats lick their own arse holes.

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25 points

Your butt contains poop bacteria

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Thatโ€™s when you wipe some of your poop on the nozzle to get back at the cat. Right?..

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8 points

I would assume most pet owners eventually just gives up. Its work enough keeping cats and dogs away from ones face.

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On the health side, it CAN still lead to harmful bacterial growth. Whether that bacteria will end up in the drink probably depends on the machine itself and where the growth happened, but itโ€™s still not great to have around.

Bigger issue might be that the cat isnโ€™t getting all of it, and it could be building up somewhere

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It doesnโ€™t disinfect the exterior of the nozzle and that part ends up in the milk thatโ€™s being foamed.

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A damp cloth wonโ€™t do that either

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40 points

Cat was probably thinking: โ€œDamn those humans, I have to do all the cleaning myselfโ€

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Cat was probably thinking โ€œLรckโ€

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