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It’s always just a bunch of word salad.
I sent them a memorandum to fineagle and reassess, along with my stamped proof of residual sentience, but they haven’t gotten back to me about my right to reconnoiter.
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That’s how magic spells sound to non-magic users. Like all magic their shit is also made up.
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luckily us real magic users use the proper and serious terminology
like “pinkily piggily dee, a fiddly tiddly tee, make me a sausage sandwich and a nice cuppa tea”
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Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?
19 points
You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.
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