It’s always just a bunch of word salad.
I sent them a memorandum to fineagle and reassess, along with my stamped proof of residual sentience, but they haven’t gotten back to me about my right to reconnoiter.
Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?
You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.
That’s how magic spells sound to non-magic users. Like all magic their shit is also made up.
luckily us real magic users use the proper and serious terminology
like “pinkily piggily dee, a fiddly tiddly tee, make me a sausage sandwich and a nice cuppa tea”
… by the doctrine of avoidable consequences
that’s official government talk for “you’re a dumbass on purpose”
And unclean hands, which is lawyer for “you did this to yourself”.
And failure to mitigate, which is legalese for "and then you kept making it worse.
And doctrine of laches, which is courtroom talk for “and then you proceeded to ignore the problem until is bit you in the ass, before you finally tried to sue.”
Is it a requirement that these native English speakers barely speak english?
Thanks for the extra details, I love their certainty the their process means there’s ‘no argument’. This guy’s going to get a fascinating leason in court.
Requesting dismissal with prejudice is just a great detail. If granted, and the plaintiff tries to bring another suit for the same events, they’ll basically be told to GTFO.
