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That reminds me I need to run to the store to pick up some more silents.

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Slients*

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It’s always just a bunch of word salad.

I sent them a memorandum to fineagle and reassess, along with my stamped proof of residual sentience, but they haven’t gotten back to me about my right to reconnoiter.

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Hey can I get you to co-sign my writ of certification certifying that I’m a former and current eukaryote?

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You mean a private, unincorporated natural graduated zygote? Oh absolutely. Just let me get the notary of Registror the Imperative and a gallon of matriculated justifier.

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Don’t forget to CC the Grand Admiral of the Ocean so he can certify my validity and bona fides for use in the Admirality Court.

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That’s how magic spells sound to non-magic users. Like all magic their shit is also made up.

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luckily us real magic users use the proper and serious terminology

like “pinkily piggily dee, a fiddly tiddly tee, make me a sausage sandwich and a nice cuppa tea”

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Piggiliy diddly dee, I sent them a notice of opportunity with cure.

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Requesting dismissal with prejudice is just a great detail. If granted, and the plaintiff tries to bring another suit for the same events, they’ll basically be told to GTFO.

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Is it a requirement that these native English speakers barely speak english?

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They definitely aren’t too bright.

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If they understood what words meant, they wouldn’t be SovCits.

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yes, I did everything notarized

what matters is the judge’s ruling

Notary’s milking these guys dry, and the judge only matters until they rule against this poor dude.

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Thanks for the extra details, I love their certainty the their process means there’s ‘no argument’. This guy’s going to get a fascinating leason in court.

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21 points

They always assure each other they’re right, and they’re always wrong.

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It rather brings to mind the quote from Pauli: “That is not only not right; it is not even wrong”, in that it’s such utter nonsense that it makes no sense in the context.

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Will he, though?

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17 lessons in fact.

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